USS BRADLEY ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER

Vol. 2 – No. 4           Summer 2003

Bruce Gottsch (71-75) – Editor

bgottsch@optonline.net    (845) 634-3993

 

 

USS BRADLEY ASSOCIATION REUNION

 

The first ship wide reunion will be held in San Diego, California from October 7-10, 2004. The Hanalei Hotel, on Hotel Circle, will be reunion headquarters. All former BRADLEY crewmembers MUST be registered with the association to receive reunion mailings. Contact your editor for more information.

 

Each registered member will receive two mailings from ML&RS, the company planning and running the reunion for the association. The first mailing will gather information on each crewmember to go into a reunion journal. The second mailing will take place next year. It will contain the actual reunion registration information. Members need to return both mailings.

 

SOUTH CHINA SEA TYPHOON

 

It was October 1982 and I was making my first WESTPAC cruise as a deck  Seaman.  Enroute to the Philippines, we were diverted to attempt to avoid a large tropical depression forming ahead of us.  We headed northwest into the South China Sea, but avoiding the storm was harder then they thought.

It grew into a full-fledged typhoon and was moving faster than we were, at 20 knots.

 

I thought it was pretty strange how fast the storm enveloped us.  The seas were glassy and smooth when I got off the bridge watch at 1600, but by midwatch Our Lady of the Sea seemed pretty pissed off.  By sunrise, the seas were cresting at 60 feet with sustained winds of 80 knots plus.  Green water slammed into Mount 51 and  five feet higher than the mount itself.  I don't mind saying this, but I was scared out of my mind!  But fear isn't something you can keep at a high level for three days, which is how long the storm lasted.  So I did the best I could to keep my footing and deal with the fact that all meals consisted of hot-dogs because that was what the galley could put together, and sleep as best I could.

 

All none essential work was secured along with the weather decks.  The only places to see the storm raging outside were on the bridge and in the helo hanger control booth.  Both places got a lot of visitors.  It got so bad that Capt. Twardy allowed the helo hanger door to be opened a bit so we could all watch the violence unfold.

 

I also learned that the term "Secured for Sea" could be fairly relative.  If it wasn't bolted, chained, or welded down it was loose and rolling around. But even welds didn't mean "Secured".  The mooring line reel mounted to the forward bulkhead of the helo hanger broke loose and was thrashing the aft

gun deck.  Stanchions, lifelines, small boat gearboxes, and ladders to the Stack Deck were being pummeled.  It had to be either secured or tossed overboard.  BMC Hancock entered the Boson locker where several of us had set up cargo nets to use as hammocks to sleep in and asked for volunteers to wrestle a soaking wet, thousand pound line reel tangled in lifelines and secure it.  The option of jettisoning it overboard was rejected when it was realized that it would have to get down to the main deck and over the

lines; it was just too dangerous for men and equipment.  So "Tie It Down" was the order.  BM1 Ross, a huge Samoan (like there's any other kind), myself and two other "apes" jumped at the chance to go topside and battle the dual threat of Mother Nature and a mindless steamroller.

 

We geared up with Kapok's, safety harnesses, helo deck helmets and as much heavy line as we could carry.  We opened the hatch onto the gun deck from the helo hanger mezzanine and stopped and looked at each other.   Wind carried spray was breaching the stack and it was simply roaring.  The Conning Officer had the ship dead into the waves and most of the ship’s movement was limited to heavy pitching, but every once in while there would be these smaller rouge waves, in the 20 to 30 foot range, that would hit us

on the port quarter from about 3-0-0 degrees and roll us to starboard a good one.  This complicated the task by making it more difficult to anticipate where the line reel was going to end up next.

 

Luckily, the line reel was forward of the mount when we opened the hatch. Ross and I had our lifejackets and safety harnesses on.  The two other guys secured a line to the "D" ring on the back and BM1 lead the charge.  He had about 75 feet of line with an eye in the end.  The line was passed through the eye to form a lasso of sorts.  I was similarly equipped.  We boldly walked around the gun mount from the starboard side just as the line reel was rolling aft.  It struck the gun just under the barrel that was pointing

forward when Ross jumped at it with total determination in his eyes.  At this point I thought he had lost his mind because he moved to stand right in front of the reel to get a loop over the shaft running down the center of the reel on the opposite side from where we approached.  But he hooked

the shaft and ran back to my side of the mount letting out slack in the line as he came.  He wrapped the standing part of the line to one of the projections on the front of the mount, a view port hatch, I think, and told me to get over on the other side and secure the reel from that side as best as I could.

 

To make a long story short, the gun mount ended up looking like it had a large growth coming out of it and that it was heavily bandaged.  We must have used 2000 feet of line to secure that reel to the mount!  The whole episode couldn't have lasted more than 10 or 15 minutes, but it seemed like hours.  The sea, the wind and the danger involved created a fear and excitement that is permanently etched in my memory.

 

As we got back inside, our safety line handlers told us they just heard that a safe had broken loose from a space just forward of the PN's office, but by the time we got there others had mostly handled it.  It had

broken right through the main deck passageway bulkhead and was caught in the debris.  We helped secure it.

 

But that was not the end of the drama.  The next day after lunch, I went up to the bridge to check out the latest conditions.  Sleep was difficult because the only way you could stay in your rack was to lie on your stomach and drape your arms over each side to help stabilize your position. Anyway, I stood on the bridge right behind the helmsman with both hands hanging on to the cable stretched across the overhead for just that purpose.  The seas were bad, really bad.

 

As I stood there watching the weather, a huge rouge wave came out of nowhere and slammed us hard in the port quarter.  It was a long roller and it pushed us to starboard so far that both of my feet left the deck and

were dangling toward the starboard side bridge wing.  I looked down my legs and could see the conning officer on the wing looking like he was getting ready to be swept over the side as the ship rolled over on top of him.

 

A couple of things happened very quickly at this point.  First, I looked up at the inclinometer and saw the bubble go all the way to 56 degrees!  Then I looked at Mount 51.  I wasn't a gunners mate, but I was part of the gun crew and knew that the mount was pretty much held on by gravity with a

couple of free clamps attached to it to prevent it from rolling off the deck in high seas.  I don't remember the actual rating, but the mount was only supposed to survive a 45-degree or so roll before the clamps failed.  I distinctly remember hearing a deep boom when the clamps caught the turret ring as the gun lifted, and an even louder bag once the ship righted it and the mount came crashing back down.  Had that mount broke off it would have been the end of us for sure!

 

(Note:  I figure that there may be someone out there that will think this is just an exaggerated sea story but I'm still in contact with Bill Everhart, the helmsman that day, and he can verify my statements).

 

One other point to mention, the reel-roping incident was quite the talk around the mess decks.  It was seen by the senior petty officers in deck as a brave deed and scored me more than a few "atta boys".  But that kind of talk only emboldened me to pull a stupid stunt.  My buddy "Scotty" and I were talking about how neat it was to be outside on the weather decks, on a ship, during a typhoon and how much we wished we had taken some pictures. So we hatched a plan to go topside and do just that.  We geared up in the helo hanger and went out on the fantail, cameras in hand.  Scotty tied himself off to a cleat near the stern and would jump up in the air as the stern dropped when the ship was climbing the face of the next oncoming crest.  I've got a picture of him 7 or 8 feet clear of the deck (I'll bring them to the reunion).  The really weird thing about that trip outside was as the ship would clear the top of a crest and start down the other side, the prop would leave the water.  As the blades made contact again with the water, the only way I have been able to describe that sound is - unholy! It was very spooky!

 

Of course, being stupid little deck-apes we forgot that the helo hanger control tower was filled with looky-loos and we were only a few minutes on deck before the MAA came and busted us for being topside, something we were ordered not to do.

 

It's true that one "ah shit" will erase a hundred ''atta boys'', but it was worth it.

 

MIKE MORAVEK

BM2 (SW) 1982-1986

 

RECRUITMENT DRIVE

 

 

The association has been in existence for nearly a year now.  At present we have over 150 registered members. Those involved with other ship associations tell me this is a good number. But in reality, I think it a really ridiculous number when one considers the thousand upon thousands of BRADLEY crewmembers who served aboard from 1965 to 1988. At any one time there were well over 300 men aboard.

 

What I’d like to propose is that every association member makes a commitment to finding and recruiting at least one former BRADLEY shipmate per year. That would immediately double our ranks. Why not try calling that old telephone number or dropping a line to that old address?

 

We should all take a lesson from BRADLEY’S plank owners who have, by far, done the best job of finding and recruiting their former shipmates.

 

I’ve already checked numerous websites. They have provided information on many of our present members. If anyone has any other suggestion please contact your editor. Thanks for caring.

 

 

BRADLEY’S “TIN” CREW

 

Thought perhaps since we have gold, silver and bronze crews, we might be able to add a lowly 'tin' crew. This crew went on a WESTPAC cruise in 1977 and was not engaged in shore bombardment of the coast of Vietnam so I guess we don't warrant any accolades of the Vietnam Era Veterans. We were just Tin Can Sailors who did what we were told to do. I guess I should back up a little so you can get the real flavor of a crew who served in what was officially the “Peace Time” Navy in 1975-1977. We spent some 9 or 10 months in dry-dock in Long Beach returning the Bad Brad to a battle worthy status. Standard stuff; add new equipment in sonar, FT shack, IC shack, engineering, EW, and on and on. In addition, the ship was given a face-lift from stem to stern. As for the Gunnery department, we stripped and repainted the gun mounts, magazines, handling rooms,blah,blah,blah.

 

But there were some comical incidents during the dry-dock period too. One I was directly involved in. Now this is no sh-t!!  One day I had gone to the paint locker to get two five-gallon buckets of white paint to continue painting out the aft ammo mags. I was in a hurry and hit the down ladder to the mess decks on my way to the magazine.

 

Well, just so you know, they had just finished the new floor on the mess deck and they were very proud of the project. Now I'm at the top of the ladder leading down to the mess deck. I slipped at the top of the ladder and slid down on my butt, finally managing to get back on my feet by the time I made it to the bottom.

 

Unfortunately, I did not do a good job of controlling the paint that was in the two five gallon buckets. I never let go of the buckets but since neither had a lid, about 10 gallons of paint came splashing down the ladder and all over the new mess deck floor, which had just been installed. I was covered from head to toe in white paint but there was another person who incidentally was involved in the saga.

 

Ensign Goodman, the Deck Officer, was at the bottom of the ladder wearing what he claimed was his only khaki uniform he owned which had not yet gotten any paint on it. (You can imagine as Deck Officer it was almost impossible to keep splatters of paint off his uniforms). Now, back to the story. Ensign Goodman also was drenched from head to toe in the white paint including his new cover. He realized immediately that this was an accident, but the look of desperation and resignation on his face was priceless. I of course apologized but he seemed to be in another world.

 

The chiefs who were in charge of the mess deck floor were furious. They called a muster of the entire Gunnery Dept immediately to the mess decks. I was sure those guys were going to really be mad at me but when they saw Ensign Goodman and me drenched in white paint all they could do was laugh. It took a couple hours to clean up the mess but nobody got mad at me. The situation was so comical it was hard to do anything but laugh.

 

Once the dry-dock period was completed it was time to start steamin', ringing out the problems and getting the ship ready for the upcoming WESTPAC tour. We went to San Diego by way of the ordinance dump where we onloaded the ammo. This exercise was completed basically in two days and we were on our

way to San Diego.

 

Captain Lettington was able to get us prime berthing most of the time we were in a Diego. We were usually tied portside to Pier 2. Of course, because we needed to test the ship thoroughly, we generally got underway by 7:00 am Monday and steamed and performed various ops and the returned to port side

Pier 2 around 10 to 12 pm Friday night. We did this every week unless we found deficiencies. Of course liberty would be cancelled for all departments where work needed to be done and we would work until it was fixed. It was one of those times when you wished you were a yeoman or something like that. The damn gunfire radar was blind as a bat. Finally the FT2 who was in charge of getting the RSPE working let some of us lowly FTGSNs help troubleshoot the problem and we got her running at optimum. I was beginning to

Believe we would never see land again.

 

Back out we went to Sea Steamin' Demon and Efficiency Testing. We scored E's for the gun mount and the Director for shore bombardment. But we had a little problem when we engaged the sleeve being towed by the tug. We locked on to the sleeve no problem, as The RSPE had been tweaked to optimum. Unfortunately while the decision was being made to fire on the sleeve, the RSPE started tracking up the cable, as its relative speed was faster than the sleeve. The Director Officer apparently did not use the big eyes to confirm the target before he gave the word for salvos and the rounds got a little too close to the tug.

The tug dropped the sleeve and returned to port. Needless to say we were required to repeat the exercise at a later date.

 

Eventually the time was coming and everyone was getting ready for the WESTPAC tour 77. We got the word that we would be involved in operation RIMPAC 77 and that we would not be stopping in Hawaii on our way over to the Philippines. RIMPAC 77 was a joint operation with the several U.S. carrier groups, Chinese Navy vessels as well as Australian Navy blokes. Even though this was an exercise it was taken quite seriously. The Gun gang was basically on three-section duty during Gun Ops, which kept the Gun Gang hopping. We were also responsible for the after steering watch. So you probably can figure sleep was something you got when you could. We were 29 days underway from San Diego to the Philippines. There were some intense moments during our RIMPAC Ops.

 

On several occasions we were getting blue water over the flying bridge, which made it particularly dangerous exiting and entering the director box during watch changes. The seaman exiting the box had to time his exit in such a way that he got out between the waves washing over the flying bridge. Then the

relieving director operator had to get up on the director platform and up the ladder and into the director box and get the hatch closed between two waves. That was 'great fun'. In addition, the waves hit the Director box so hard it would nearly shutter and feel like it would fall off, but it never did. Obviously we didn't have those seas all the time but it happened enough to make an impression on me. I'll never forget it.

 

We played war games for several weeks, which of course were taken quite seriously. I think we won several exercises even though I don't remember receiving a certificate or an entry in my service jacket for participating in this event and sacrificing a chance for a short leave in Hawaii on the way to the Philippines. After standing 3-section watches for Gun Ops and 3 to 4 section duty for after steering watch sleep deprivation begins to catch up with you. This sailor was overjoyed when we finally tied up at the

Philippines.

 

I do remember a rather embarrassing event concerning an unauthorized radio transmission, which supposedly came from our ship. I’ll not repeat the transmission, as it would be hearsay. Perhaps someone else (i.e. RD) could verify this transmission.

 

There was one more somewhat humorous situation that happened during our underway steaming. I don't know the exact date but I was on the midwatch in after steering which was one of my underway assignments. It is common to change the steering gear motors during the midwatch. One night I was given

the order to change steering gear motors which of course are the motors that move the rudder and hold it in place once the desired bearing is achieved.

 

After being given the order to change steering gear motors, I immediately informed the OOD that it would take 3 to 5 minutes for the other steering gear motor to spin up to speed before I would be able to successfully change over gear motors. The OOD called down on the 'Bitch Box' and told me to

change steering gear motors. Again I tied to explain but I was interrupted in mid-sentence. The OOD said "I want that Starboard steering gear motor NOW, Sailor!!!!. Aye, Aye Sir, I switched to the Starboard steering gear motor which was not up to speed and the motor stalled. The rudder was moving

freely and I believe we were steaming at approximately 20 knots. The rudder hit the mechanical stop and stayed there. The ship lurched and made a hard turn and rolled over probably 15 degrees or so. I grabbed the jacking arm and managed the motor as it had time to spin up to speed while I was manually moving the

rudder to zero.

 

Soon afterwards I was relieved from my watch and informed my presence was requested immediately on the bridge. I was told that the Captain was thrown from his rack and fortunately we were not in close proximity with any other ships. The Captain or XO, I don't remember which asked me to explain what had

happened. I gave the same information I had given the OOD with the time it takes for these motors to spin up and the direct order I was given by the OOD. I stood tall before the man as the OOD who I will not name was given close order instructions of a rather unpleasant nature. I was then allowed to go back to finish my watch.

 

But now on to the Good Stuff.  We finally got to the Philippines after 29 days underway and fortunately there were no carriers in port when we arrived. When no carriers are in port the prices of everything is basically 1/3 of the price when the carriers are in port. I can only describe the Philippines, Olongapo City and Subic City as a poor man’s paradise. This was in 1977. I've been told that by the 80's the prices had increased dramatically. I'll just say that I had a great time. There were bands that sounded like Peter Frampton, Jimmy Hendrix and of course a variety of country western bands.  The Mojos and San Miguels made the music and the women look better and better. Of course, a decision needed to be made by

11:00pm or so because you didn't want to violate the 12:00pm curfew.

 

We went to Subic City for our ships party where we had roast pig and a very talented young lady did interesting thing with a stack of pesos on top of a San Miguel bottle. An Engineman whose nickname was 'Taco' was pulled out of the crowd to be in her performance. Unfortunately he didn't rise to the occasion. Lt Hill set us up with a round of rum in a glass with no ice. We thanked him as he told us that was the only thing he drank and the only way be drank it.

 

We also had a little contest. We sat at a round table about 8 or 9 around the table. A nice young lady was underneath the table distracting one person and then another. If you could determine which person was being distracted that person had to buy the next pitcher of beer. If you were wrong you bought the next one.

 

On a couple of occasions we loaded up a bus and went further into the farming districts of the Philippines. We played softball with the Filipino men from the village in the countryside. It was an entirely different

Philippines than that around the Naval Base area. At first they were really taking it to us, using precision placement of hits to take advantage of areas, which we were not covering. They were very well trained teams and we were just kind of thrown together. People indicating where they thought they would

do best.

 

For the first couple of innings the were ahead by 8 or 10 runs. But we called a break at about noon and asked where we could get beer and ice. The Filipinos were very helpful and we gave them a hundred dollars and they opened a store and brought all the beer and ice they had. At about 10 cents

a beer a hundred dollars buys a lot of beer. Anyway, we offered their team beer and I think they felt it would be an insult to refuse.

 

After a couple more innings and offering them refreshments each time they came in from the field the score was much closer and they really loved to see some of us who could really power the ball out of the park blast away. We would give the kids a peso to go find the ball.

 

We had a great time and of course even though we started to gain a definite advantage once the Filipino men started drinking, which made the game very closet we still made sure they won the game.

 

They were very cordial and invited us to a carnival that they were holding in the village that evening. For those who wanted to stay they made arrangements for housing and transportation. The rest of the swabs went back on the bus. I'll tell you that anybody who didn't stay for the carnival really missed out. After that I made sure I took the bus out to play softball any time I was able. GREAT FUN!!!

 

After that it was on to Koushoung. It was quite different from the Philippines. One has to admit that the area close to the Naval Base was quite dirty and anyone who has gone into Olonogapo City from the base had to cross the bridge over 'SHIT RIVER'. My heart went out to those children who were swimming in the river asking for GIs to throw coins. I have been told that most of those kids wouldn’t see puberty.

 

Taiwan was a very clean place with a lot of cultural sites as well as a bustling economy, which seemed to basically to provide products and services for tourists and military personnel. I found some amazing articles of craftsmanship and of course because there were no copyright protections, any book, records, etc that cost next to nothing.

 

I went to many Buddhist temples and even though I think I went into one that I don't believe was open to tourists they still seemed to be very interested in me as I was wearing Whites. There were a couple of girls that spoke sufficient English that we were able to communicate with.

 

I found the prices for entertainment and refreshments were quite a bit higher than in the Philippines, but I made friends with one of the local girls and she invited me to a club and offered me a meal, which I believe was rice and various seafood in a soup. She introduced me to another woman who I think worked there and the offered me refreshments. They asked me if I might go to Taipei. I told them I was planning on going the following Wednesday. They explained to me the policy of checking a bottle into the bar. I checked one of my bottles in their club and the other one in the Hyatt.

 

 

I went to Taipei and enjoyed my visit. I visited several more temples and even ended up in a girl’s school where apparently no man, at least no American had ever been on the grounds. At first I thought it was a park until a about 10:00am young women from the surrounding buildings were moving about as if going to another class. I found myself an object of curiosity and the young women who could speak English told me that I wasn't supposed to be inside the gates. I pointed out to them that the gates where open and I would leave immediately. To my surprise they were not too concerned about my leaving. They were more interested in talking about America and getting answers from someone they felt they could believe. Of course, again I was wearing Whites and I think that made them more comfortable talking to me.

 

I returned to the Philippines.  I now had only about a month before my EAOS. I tried to extend until the end of the cruise but I was not allowed to do that. They insisted that I extend for 6 months minimum. I couldn't do that because I was already enrolled in the University of Houston for the Fall Semester. Unfortunately, I did not make the Indian Ocean cruise. I flew back to San Fran and processed out 5/5/77. Wish I could have made the Indian Ocean cruise. I'll probably always regret it. I was hoping to go during my Reserve duty but couldn't make it happen

 

THOMAS WIEDE,

FTGSN 1975-1977

 

 

MR. CLIPPERS

 

When I joined the Navy I was thinking about becoming a career sailor. However, after 10 weeks of boot camp and playing the role of Master at Arms it was a rude awakening for me to become a "deck ape" on the BRADLEY.  My new ‘weapons’ were a knuckle buster and needle gun. Some days it would be hours before my hearing came back, several men in a small area chipping paint for 10 or 12 hours with no hearing protection. Then trying to sleep with a pillow over your head while the "yard birds" chipped paint in the bilges all night long. We had been towed to Long Beach and dry docked in the fall of 1971. Sometime in late summer or early fall of 1972 we did our Refresher Training prior to my first WESTPAC cruise in the fall of 1972.

 

We meet up with the USS Ranger for a non-stop trip to the gun line. We refueled from the Ranger and I was on the bow with a sound powered phone as the distance line handler. Shit! We were taking water over the bow and that flat top, which looked pretty damn big to me, didn't even look like it was rocking! After the evolution I was given a little bottle of brandy for getting soaked on my line handling duty assignment and saved it until my 21'st birthday. I celebrated it somewhere in the middle of the Pacific on a Saturday night no less. Kent Grass and I split the brandy with a little 7-up and threw the glasses in the fan room off the Barber Shop. Three months later my home State of Minnesota dropped the drinking age to 19. It was like aging three years over night at that time.

 

One of my duty stations was as the BAR man in the whaleboat if we ever had to investigate something away from the ship. I remember watching GMG1 McCoy shoot the gun off of the side of the ship but I never shot that gun. Wow! Am I ever glad we never put that whaleboat in the water!

 

We were on the gun line at one point for over 30 days on port and starboard watches. I wasn't at GQ and it was night so I went to the bridge to see what was going on. We were running dark and silent and everyone on the bridge was very quite. Out of nowhere a jet came screaming down and dropped Napalm on the shoreline lighting up the beach and making us appear very close. Everyone on the bridge starting cheering and jumping up and down including myself and then it was like I stepped out of my body and I remember thinking "we just killed a bunch of people with that air strike and I'm behaving like it's the Fourth of July back in Minnesota”. I remember coming back into my body and going below decks and mentally turning off my feelings wishing I was not here but still knowing I must do my job as a crewmember.

 

I grew up in a small town in Minnesota and my father owned a tavern that my grandfather had started after prohibition ended. So I started drinking at a pretty young age and our town was known as the juicers and the neighboring town was known as the druggies. I had never smoked cigarettes let alone pot. After a few months on the deck force and chipping paint some of the saltier deck apes offered to take me to their apartment and get me "high". Well I tried it and it didn't seem to do anything to me, as I had to stand watch that next morning. So I went back to the ship got dressed in my dress uniform as the Messenger of the Watch. As I was going around doing wake up calls I went down into OPS Compartment to find someone. The red nightlights were on and at the bottom of the ladder it looked like an open hatch to my left. I went to step through it and I saw another sailor also coming through the same hatch way or so I thought. I stepped back and waved for him to come through but he also waved at me to come through. But as soon as I went to step through the hatch way the other sailor did the same thing. This was really pissing me off until I realized that it was not a hatch way but a full-length mirror and the other sailor was my reflection.

I guess the pot had affected me more than I had realized.

 

It didn't take to many months of paint chipping to change my mind about being a career sailor. I started looking for a rate that would give me the most free time to start taking college courses. One day while a deck ape I went to the barbershop for a haircut. The barber, at that time, was Paul Green. Little did I know that he was the "Klinger" of the Bradley and after cutting about half my hair he would take his guitar out and start singing these God forsaken songs to me about how the "stuffed animals had taken his wife's love away" and another favorite " Dust on Mother's Bible". Shit! He'd ask you what you thought of his singing and I lied my ass off hoping he'd finish my haircut!

 

Well Green never got a section 8 so a month or so before we were going over sea's he went over the hill. I went to the supply officer and told him I wanted the barbering job, after all I had cut my horses manes back in Minnesota how hard could it be? While the Bradley was in Carr Inlet testing her new sonar equipment I was on the Gompers for a two-week crash coarse in cutting hair! One of our Radiomen had been a barber in civilian life and told me if he was going to have to get his hair cut by me he was going to teach me how to cut hair.

 

I remember being in the barbershop with Phil Simonis when our "exchange" sailor from Korea named "Pock" came in and flopped down in my chair requesting an unscheduled haircut. Having cut Pock's hair only days before I asked him if he wanted a flat top and in broken English he informed me he wanted his hair "cut short like sides". Well I said to Simonis "you heard the man" and I proceeded to cut the remaining hair left on Pock's head off. If you remember correctly the only mirror in the barbershop was behind me so when Pock got out of the chair and turned around to look at himself. He then let out a loud scream, bent over and picked up some hair off the deck and placed it back on his head. I kept the barber chair between he and I as his marshal arts were better than mine and finally he sadly walked out of the shop. Now all my good buddies would ask Pock what happen to his hair and in his broken English he would point to his head and say " Missster Clippers"; hence my new handle and one very unhappy Korean! And you thought they were pissed at us for not holding up to our agreements!

 

“Mr. Clippers”

IRWIN ‘BUTCH’ SHATTUCK

 SH2 (1971-1975)